“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. ”
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
“I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. ”
- e e cummings (1894-1962)
“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. ”
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
“Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.”
- unknown
“When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. ”
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important. ”
- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
“A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. ”
- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
“It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. ”
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
“If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. ”
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)
“A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies. ”
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
“Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. ”
- John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. ”
- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. ”
- Woody Allen (1935-)
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

July 6, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Here is another one by Oscar Wilde:
“There is no sin except stupidity.”