Best childhood ever…

September 11, 2006

And they say life in Afghanistan is tough… Babies being calmed down not with warm milk but with opium! Not even David Beckham’s son had it so good. All he got was a fake pair of tits and a stupid hairstyle, like his father.

Am I wrong in thinking it’s time to open a comfortable retreat for the super rich in the beautful, rugged mountains of Afghanistan. I’m sure the Taliban would be happy to leave it alone for, say, 30% of turnover.

And you know your child won’t be allowed to wander off from childcare. Or at least won’t be in any condition to.

The Taliban slept with the devil before, and you could always subtly move in a dialysis machine downstairs for ol’ you-know-who…



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