Terrorist Cells go after state organs

March 11, 2007

Terrorist cells want to blow up everything these days with no regard for human life. Not yours and not mine. The terrorist cells I am mentioning specifically in this piece had attempted and been thwarted once before, four weeks ago, without the authorities at large being aware of the attempt.

It had been mistaken for a bout of severe food poisoning which was tempered using 20 or so asprin and caused no permanent damage. On March 9th, however, another attack was launched and was very nearly successful. The authorities, though, were quick to act. Informing command after realising the danger a fast ride to the hospital prevented the terrorist cells from being successful in their attempt at a damaging explosion.

A timely surgical strike on the location removed not only the offending terror cells but the organ as well and saved the day. The appendix to this exploding story of an event that failed to burst onto the scene involved much in the way of happy drugs, a celebratory mood and a quick recovery.

midnightjester

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4 Responses to “Terrorist Cells go after state organs”

  1. Solnushka Says:

    Good grief. But then you should have anticipated They would be out to get you…

    Hope the recovery continues quick. And chemically assisted.

  2. Oscarandre Says:

    And at least the masturbation count continues unabated – that’s a good sign! Hope you’re feeling better soon.


  3. Dear Oscarandre

    There are some things that do not stop for man, beast, world or universe and sexual gratification is, in my little universe, one of them. Call me shallow. You would not be the first. You will not be the last.

    Jester


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